Satan's air

A smalll gust leaving the starfish resulting in evacuation or in some cases unconciousness (farts may vary, all due to the ammount of liquid or food consumed on the night before)

i dropped a bit of satan's air at work, it wasn't good, the new receptionist died

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Spiritual satanism

Is a type of satanism that believes that there is a real being they call satan who really created the universe and the christian God is an inposter. That satan is all good and that all sensual pleasures are good.

John is into spiritual satanism.

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satan kink

When a person is so obsessed with Satan they’ll go as far as to fuck Satan (a.k.a daddy Satan)

“I have such a Satan kink, I mean Satan could fuck me all the way to hell

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Satan's BBQ

A threesome with the ratio of 3:0, defined as 3 guys to 0 girls.

Gary: So what're we going to do us three guys all alone?
David: Lets have a Satan's BBQ, I'll fire up the grill.

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SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

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satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.

Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps

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satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.

X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!

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