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When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
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When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.
Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!
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a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.
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When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
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Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.
Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
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Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
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When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.
Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"
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The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
That bitch did the barking seal when she got the fuzzy train tracks.
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