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When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).
Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.
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When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.
Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!
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Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.
Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.
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Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.
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a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
Angela is an elephant seal, because RIA said so.
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When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!
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Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.
Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.
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A dumb ass who says scuba Steve way too fuckin much.
Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.
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