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The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.
Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you
I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all
When you vomit at acceptable levels
The Sims 3 patch notes:
Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels
Type of a girl who can always pick her head up no matter what. She is so beautiful and can handle anything that comes her way. She is bright, intelligent, funny, nice, and carrying. Alyssa is very athletic but also gets an attitude with most people. She doesn't like people telling her what to do or how she should do whatever it is that she is doing.
the name Alyssa sims is someone who is very athletic, intelligent, funny and loving.
When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.
"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"
A train game on Roblox. The goal is to get the most miles on the leaderboard.
Game description:
Rail Sim Universe is the hot new multiplayer railway simulator, featuring routes and content around the world! Our long-term goal is to build a variety of train routes in different regions, interconnected in a seamless, immersive, and collaborative ecosystem for everyone!
Me:
cool
a gay dogwhistle one says to cull other homosexual extremists towards them
john tweeted “Sims make tweak” and jim replied “all hail “