RIDICULOUSLY Single

You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.

Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?

Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.

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single n

One who is a communist.
He enjoys climbing trees, rolling off beds and wearing beer cases.

Single n is such a fuck.
Single n, that communist.

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Every. Single. Time.

Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.

Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.

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single mother winter

When a girl is pregnant after hot girl summer

Single Mother Winter being defined:
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk

Every. Single. Time.

When you notice a certain ethnicity always have their fingers in many pies ie Media Channels, Literature Companies, Governments, Banks, The Film Industry, Porn, Music, etc.

"Hey Jon, ever notice how "*they* monopolise every facet of our country, I mean they own all the media channels for crying out loud! It's even illegal to criticise them!!"
"Every. Single. Time."

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Single Digit Midget

Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.

Only nine days left before I get home, I am a single digit midget!

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Single Man Dog

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.

Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!