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When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!
When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"
Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.
Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:
1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS
2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.
My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.
When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other
I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.
A delightfully delicious blend of fresh mango, ice and marshmallow fluff. Invented, patented, trademarked and copyrighted by Kyle Francis on the 2nd of July, 2017. This heavenly libation had an attempted copyright infringement by a degenerate only known by the initials C.L. shortly after it's inception.
Clay Lundy, don't even play like you've tasted Kyle Francis's epicurean masterpiece, the Iced Mangmallow Smoothie.