soap trusted you

- Captain Price, an angry British man that has just punched you down the stairs with a .50 Cal.

This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube

“Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?”

frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*

right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.

Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.

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favorite soap opera

You are my favorite soap opera! This phrase is backhanded compliment to a friend with a dramatic lifestyle stressing their entertainment value.

Lisa B, you are my favorite soap opera!

drop the prison soap

screw up big time


if you bend over in a prison shower, you'll get raped

oops, looks like i've dropped the prison soap this time

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don't drop the soap

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

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Russian Imperial Soap

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.

“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

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Soap rapes Roach

In a hidden Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Easter egg, Soap approaches Roach and shoots him in the foot and proceeds to rape him. Turns out soap is gay. This Easter egg is top secret and only a handful of Call of Duty franchise fans have been able to complete it.

“Yo did you do that Call of Duty Easter egg?”

“Nah what is it”

“Basically soap rapes roach! I guess he was gay”

“I think I saw that on the news”