The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks
*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'
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Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding
โIโm gonna buy some coding socksโ
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Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak
Did you seriously pee sock it?
Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got
The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.
We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock
One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
Billy that dirty Sock Buster