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THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
A slutty white girl. If you don't get it look up Starbucks history of logos, you see the siren with her legs/tails wide open welcoming anyone to some sexy time. (Starbucks is the sterotypical white girl representation)
Omg look at that Starbucks Siren trying to flirt with Joe again, she already has a boyfriend!
It is the master OF FUCKING ASSHOLE. (PLAY ON WORDS)
DECONSTIPATOR
Listen this person BUCKS STARBUCKS and the cool thing is you will get the greatest pleasure going there and they never pull out until you GET YOUR entire taste OF PLEASURE.
It goes to show YOU KNOW WHO YOU ATE when you BUCKS STARBUCKS as YOU ASSHOLE want nothing to do with SHIT or any of SHITS' FUSIONS.
a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals
omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck
An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?
Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?
A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
Mom get me Starbucks it’s April 26th national Starbucks Day