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Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.
Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.
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An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.
Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."
Joe - "What are you doing?"
Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."
verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual
I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.
n. A racist term for basketball
Black man approaches white man.
Black man: You wanna play some basketball?
White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.
A south-county term for poop on a stick.
"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"
To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.
Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross