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The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.
I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!
A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.
Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?
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A desperate woman fornicating old try poop that was formed into a dildo.
Yo i bet you that hoe is so into turd sex, look at her play wit that dog poo.
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The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
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A trailer park or mobile home community.
Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"
Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."
Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."
Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
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