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A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys
your such a ted bean with a girl
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A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.
He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.
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the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there
Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants
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Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories
James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.
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When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.
I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.
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A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.
Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"
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The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.
"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."
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