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n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
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This is THE queen bee. The captain is usually the all around most popular. But, this also comes with alot of responsibility. Such as making all team descisions and has the final say-so in most situations. HAs the most power on the team except for the advisor/coach/sponser.The captain yells the cheer and the team falls in.
Cheerleading Captain: Ready?
Cheerleading Squad: O-kay.
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Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.
Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!
When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces
Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad
That guy in the back of the class room or the loud vc that only says “bruh”
you never hear him complete a sentence
Captain Blaise: bruh
one guy: wait who said that
other guy: oh I didn’t even realize he was here
one guy: oh for ffs it’s the captain
An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.
Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?
People in recovery from drugs/alcohol that make a huge show about their committment to AA and "The Big Book" that you will meet in rehab centers. They speak grandiosly while throwing around words like 'humble' preformatively. They're often the first ones to drop out of rehab first because they're actually judgmental egoists who don't actually change their behavior or ways but they portray themselves as role-models and constantly spout things like "Meeting makers make it!" and other recovery/AA cliches.
As soon as I met Brian I know he was another Captain Recovery and woudn't last more than week here.