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a sly way of asking if one is willing to perform a blowjob, or oral sex on a male. the idea being the womans lips making a crown on the head of the penis.
yeah, you were saying she was really hot in bed, but she is she "down for the crown" ?
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A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.
Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!
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It’s like No Nut November, but better. It’s a challenge brought about by the students of a private, coeducational, college-preparatory school for grades preschool through 12 in middle Tennessee during the month of November. The “Triple” in Triple Crown stands for three challenges in itself: 1. No Nut 2. No Shave 3. No Nicotine. Keep in mind that this takes place only in November, so it is a sacred, annual ritual.
“Dude! I heard that Tracer made it through The Triple Crown of November without fail!”
“Bro! I wanna be Tracer!”
When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.
Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!
A crown that people can wear at burger King.
Oh this one time at burger King I saw a little girl wearing a burger King crown while on her tablet and dancing to September by earth wind and fire.
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You won't just have to polish my scepter
I will also lick your crown (pussy)
yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*
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