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When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube
Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move
The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.
I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.
THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string
“DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
“OH NO RUNNNNNNN”
When your boobs sweat tremendously
I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!
When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.
Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.
I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.
We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.
When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.