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mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 1, 2007

41πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering

Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!

by fnkjsfhjsfhkjsdhfsj November 1, 2009

135πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 25, 2003

87πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Kaos mickey mouse

A salong from the infamous town of EslΓΆv in southern Sweden

Oh no a car accident; Kaos Mickey Mouse

by EslΓΆv4ever July 20, 2023


mickey mouse shirt

When an individual's man-boobs/boobs and large gut cause a shirt being worn to take the shape of mickey mouse's head and ears.

Person A: "Nice mickey mouse shirt, tubby!"
Person B: "I'm just big boned!"

by ld1575 January 6, 2016


mickey turner hickey

A man with A huge cock.

Girl #1 Mickey Turner hickey-s dick is so big
Girl#2 luck Jenny's dick is so small

by Heisms January 4, 2018