An intimate act where the man shoves a 16oz can of iron city light into a woman’s vagina. The woman then sits on the mans face and he cracks the beer and drinks it.
Jack: “Dude how did it go with Heather last night?”
Mat: “I think she’s the one. She let me do a Pittsburgh Pounder!”
When you shit on a girl’s chest and then titty fuck her.
I gave Tina a Pittsburgh Snowplow last night and she loved it!
When a lady takes on a geriatric gang bang and her cuck husband plays the accordion.
“Did you hear about Larry”? “His wife disrespected him at the Pittsburgh Polka Party
A midst sexual intercourse one party holds a Primanti’s sandwich and allows other party to take bites
“You ever try a Pittsburgh fuck?”
“Oh ya, fuck me up with some Primanti’s”
Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!
Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.
Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!