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The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.
I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.
When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.
Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!
Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.
Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?
Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.
It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.
Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.
To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream
Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.
Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!
An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.
My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.