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Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)
Plus, it looks great on your college reports.
stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"
Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"
Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"
Boy scout: "F*** you B***"
Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)
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Organization that was once noble and just, but has become petty and exclusive, not to mention far too conservative for modern society. Rejects people based on religion and sexual orientation, and has fought the court system in order to be able to do so. Ultimately, they are NOT a private group: They recieve federal funds, and camp often times on federal lands. The Courts were wrong and biased by allowing them to exclude homosexuals and nontheists, and it's important that that is recognized.
Encourages boys to waste their childhood worrying about Eagle Projects and their 'Rank' in relation to their peers. No real way around it, since if you don't make Eagle then the time (not to mention hundred of dollars in dues, camp fees, etc.,) is especially wasted. After achieving Eagle, many realize that the 'Looks good on resumes' argument was basically false, unless you're going for the 'camp counselor' career. That it's really basically only worthwile if you're military bound (in which case you would have been better off (by benefits and starting rank) by working for JROTC merits instead of BSA) or are able to make it into the even more exclusive Order of the Arrow. I'm neither, I'll admit.
90% of Boys praticipating are being forced by parents to do so. 90% of badges are earned fron Scoutmaster (and parental) pity. Many merit badges are archaic and unneccessary in modern times. Some are just rediculous, period (the coin collecting badge, for example). It has become an outlet for parents who have their child's life planned out from birth to 25. As such, they cannot afford to have a scout stuck in the Life Rank. I have seen entire Eagle Projects faked, and approved. The District Leadership really has no control over the individual troops, and the National leadership is just a funnel for the mormon church.
There are plenty of organizations where, youths, teens, and adults can camp, learn, and have fun together. The BSA, however, claims to attempt to teach leadership and citizenship as well, and that is wherein lies the problem.
It is not the BSA's perogative to judge the morals of individuals. Morally straight doesn't neccessarily mean sexually straight. And you don't have to be "Reverent" to maintain the values of Leadership, which is what the whole system claims to try and produce. A good Boy Scout need only be 1) A good kid. 2) Willing to meet all kinds of kids. 3) Not taught to condemn other kinds of kids.
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You go up to a girl's door(a complete stranger) and ring the doorbell. when she answers, you ask in a high voice "wanna buy some cookies?" she then invites you in and you proceded to fuck her in the asshole.
I went to this bitch margie's house and gave her the most chocolate-y girl scout cookie ever.
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an awesome scout event where scouts come from all over the globe to spend two weeks camping & doing awesome stuff like going to waterparks,waterslides,concerts,car smashing & more. often shortened as AJ with the year
Australian Jamborees rule!
Australian Scout Jamboree
Ted: Hey Phil,remember AJ2010?
Phil:Yeah it kicked ass!
Ted:Yeah,especially when you got crushed in the mosh pit at the concert
Phil: Shutup Ted.
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The phenomena that occurs when a young woman doesn't know how to deal with her slightly wavy hair. She obviously has no handle on flat irons or curling irons, so her hair is constantly slightly wavy, like a young elementary school girl scout's hair. Usually an insult, but also can occur when bad weather gets the best of someone's hair.
Oh gosh. It's so humid outside. My hair was straight earlier, but now it's doing the girl scout wave.
Emily doesn't know how to fix her hair. It's such a girl scout wave.
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A group of otherwise popular and attractive females having charity sex with an undesirable male.
That guy is really ugly, has no money, and probably hasn't ever been laid. He needs an Eagle Scout Project for the one and only time in his pitiful life. Put on your blindfolds and nose plugs. Let's go girls!
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The biggest group of losers and freaks ever assembled.
The Boy Scouts of America has weird-ass people in it.
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