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fluffy or normal socks you keep on your pillow / in your bed so when your feet get cold in the middle of the night you don’t have to get up
“dude my feet are cold”
“don’t you have pillow socks?”
“they’re dirty”
The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks
*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'
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The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.
Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.
After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.
Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding
“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”
“K”
Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak
Did you seriously pee sock it?
Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got
An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"