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The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?
No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.
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The act of playing football on Thanksgiving.
Also a way to commemorate the great sport of football and giving thanks for it.
But, in all actuality.. you gotta' beat some ass and work up an appetite for later!
Steve: "Hey dude, you hear about the turkey bowl on Thursday?"
Eric: "Nah, I didn't.. but I'm down for sure."
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Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.
OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!
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A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.
"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"
"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"
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An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.
(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!
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lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster
kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster
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in addition to the college freshman trend, turkey dropping also occurs in the adult life where if you're not in a great situation at thanksgiving then you better get out then. If not, then you run into the problem of being a cad for dumping someone around christmas, new years, and valentines day. And heaven forbid they have a birthday november-february too.
I just had to do the turkey drop or else I was gonna be unhappy for the next 4 months for sure.
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