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The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".
P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.
An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.
What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.
Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.
When someone makes the worst decisions from a logistics standpoint. Or when someone who is considered a genius conducts the dumbest plans. Typically the term is used when describing a character in a movie or show, who is meant to be formidable, intelligent, yet for some contrived reason isn’t able to follow basic logic, and fails at basic critical thinking skills for the sake of the plot.
“Nolan’s Batman is a strategic genius.”
A person who possesses an above-average ability to create macros in Microsoft Excel or Microsoft Word.
I'm glad we hired a macro genius to automate this Excel report!
Someone who says some profound shit that’s coming from their mouth, and not from their ass. A real smart motherfucker.
“Man, you must be a genius cuz I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about… real shit.”
What one says to someone who is a complete moron.
Usually said when somebody tries to be secretive but messes up and is found out. Typically uttered in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Guy 1: How'd you know I ate the box of chocolates?
Guy 2: You left the wrappers in your room, genius.
Someone who knows that straws do not have 2 holes
Person A: straws have 2 holes
Genius: no they don’t