giraffe bruh man

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.

giraffe bruh man.

Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

giraffe lover

Tree Hugger from Africa.

The Giraffe lover killed several hundred poachers

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

Space Giraffe

Is an Xbox 360 arcade game. It is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. It makes your high much better

Dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, Me and Tyler played space giraffe and I almost shit myself.

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.