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An idiot who is also being a motherfucker.
Tommy Morrison is a dumbass motherfucker
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A person who has been fooled into sexual relations with some one(s) mother in order to intentionally ruin the friendship.
Jake you are such a sucker motherfucker, I can't believe you fucked my mother!
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The increasingly popular slogan on the chart-toppingly popular tee shirts that are quickly supplanting the ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts.
It was pointed out by Dr. Mary Trump on her podcast tonight that the ‘Convict the Motherfucker’ tee shirts referring to the Motherfucker in Chief were taking the place of all others now that he’d been indicted.
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1. A command given by a homosexual or metrosexual person giving direction of any sort to students or actors.
2. A mocking, derogatory comment taunting those lesser than the speaker.
Example 1: A dancer has just fallen after failing to perform a dance move correctly.
Director (yelling angrily): "What the hell do you think you're doing? I said to plie motherfucker!"
Example 2: Friend A (who is slaughtering his friend in a video game): "That's kill number 32 in a row! Beans aha, plie motherfucker, plie!"
Friend B: "Fuck my life."
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An increasingly chart-topping slogan pertaining to the notorious Criminal in Chief appearing on more and more tee shirts all over the world.
Dr. Mary Trump mentioned the beloved ‘Indict the Motherfucker’ tee-shirts on her podcast today, she noted they were all but sold out in most available outlets and that we would all need to use our big black permanent markers if we want to join this exponentially popular collective.
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That moment when a Russian hitman pushes the pistol against your head and prepares to fire.
Fact: He's obsessed with money.
Target - "Eh, what do you want sir?"
*the hitman now flicked his gun safety on, pushing the barrel against the target's head*
Hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
*he pulled the trigger*
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When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.
I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.
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