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cryomasturbation therapy

the therapy you go through if you have toe cancer

riley josh has to undergo cryomasturbation therapy

by confuepanda May 8, 2023


Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla October 2, 2015

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Hostage Therapy

(Noun)
A situation where one or more parties discuss personal information about their lives to another resulting in an awkward scenario where the recipient of said personal information is forced to hear it and cannot easily leave.

Michael: I just had the worst plane experience ever.
Alejandro: what happened?
Michael: I was put in hostage therapy by this woman named Millie. She was talking about her divorce. Like I get it you’re going through a tough time but please save that for your therapist and not a stranger on an airplane.

by Amity Islander November 30, 2024


Sexual Organ Therapy

Term created by YouTube streamer Lerix when trying to explain sexual reassignment surgery.

Lerix: You know like if they're cutting...sexual organ therapy...you know what I mean

by LerixDefinitions August 3, 2024


fizzical therapy

Medical treatment dat involves imbibing carbonated beverages.

I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.

by QuacksO November 24, 2022


Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

by IslandMick February 21, 2024


Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022