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Virginia Beach

A city on the very southeastern part of Virginia. Rising in population and crime daily. Population about 500,000. Home to a lot of African Americans

Virginia Beach isnt for lovers

by anonymous August 30, 2004

75πŸ‘ 275πŸ‘Ž


West Virginia

The second poorest-state next to Mississippi. It was a mistake the state Seceded from Virginia during the Civil War. Virginia does better in almost everything each year while West Virginia get's worse. This is the only state where ive seen the state sign say open for business, and then months later it was changed. They don’t allow any business in the state so the result is a loss of jobs and an increase in poverty.

Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).

WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.

The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.

The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.

Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!

There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.

Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.

The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.

The state sucks, I will pray for it.

I have friends who live in West Virginia.

I have relatives who live in West Virginia.

by iueuifnhonhj562525 January 2, 2009

40πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


Bridgewater, Virginia

A small town near some other small towns. As much rivers as rednecks, and has population of like 4. The best place on earth!

Lets go to Bridgewater, Virginia!

by big pooooooooooiii May 29, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Virginia syndrome

A type of syndrome that involves being able to see beyond delusional human relationships such as love and friendships and come to the understanding that there is always an ulterior motive or that nobody is truly in love or friends with someone. This unique syndrome is known as the enlightenment of finally understanding that you can't fall into things like love or friendship because such things will always perish and leave you with pain or loss. It is the strict understanding that 'you are born alone and will die alone' so such things are not worth engaging in.

student 1: Romeo loved Juliet
student 2: No, Romeo was a lusty, sexually frustrated, pedophile and Juliet just wanted to be a rebel and her hormones were playing tricks on her
student 1: then why did they die for each other?
student 2: Romeo was facing depression because he knew he wasn't peng enough get another girl while Juliet was just having mood swings, so they ended up dying alone in their own depression.
student 1: Nah, i think you have Virginia syndrome

by G.truthX March 13, 2019

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Northern Virginia

The worst frickin place on earth. Don't believe me? I live here. The rest of Virginia is awesome, but Northern Virginia is a mass of liberal, yankee, bland and culture-less suburbia.

Guy 1: Yeah man, my sister got stuck with a bad job in Northern Virginia.

Guy 2: Oh, man! The rest of Virginia is fine, but that craphole up there is tarnishing the whole darn state!

by MidnightRider126 October 19, 2018

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Virginia Ham

Better than a West Virginia ham.

Virginia ham is ok

by Jackson S. March 22, 2019

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


West Virginia

A great state to BE from. A great state to visit on holiday esp. Deer (Rifle) Season. Nothing is better. You only have 2 options in this state. You are either going uphill or downhill. Thats it. You see there ARE lots of hills and hollers and shit. (that would qualify as mountains in any other state). Lots of Black Folk in your new location that try to intimidate you because you are white. Be easy! Just tell them that you are from West Virginia. It will scare them off faster than roaches with the light on.

There are a lot of proper talking hillbilles with college educations that you would not want to do wrong to. And more than a few Janky wannabe hilbilllie wiggers that are wanksters.

I thought I was a badass until that white boy told me he was from West Virginia. Then I got scared!

by STANKSTOZOID July 1, 2010

12πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž