black COD virus

People often catch this disease after the release of the latest Call of Duty video game. It causes people to stay home from work/school and play Call of Duty nonstop for hours or in some cases, days.

I heard Adam caught the black COD virus. He won't be in school for three days.

fortnite virus

Finns base planet in no mans sky

Alistair - ‘Where are we going pupu finn?’
Finn - ‘Fortnite virus my baby boy Alistair’

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Jamesorona Virus 23

An annoying virus that sticks its head into conversations and steal friends and annoy you 24/7 to make you really uncomfortable

Omg he is talking to James! He’s gonna get infected by Jamesorona Virus 23!

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Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

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ching chong virus

aka the corona virus from wuhan china

person 1 'coughs'
person 2 "he has the ching chong virus"

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Virus Don't Care

The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.

It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.

Guess what? Virus Don't Care...

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'You have a virus!'

Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.

Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"