Vegan Cookies

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

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Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

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raw vegan

person who does not consume any animal products processed foods, or even cooked vegetables.

Usually the motive is environmental/ ethical although the raw vegan diet is often prescribed to those suffering from conic sinus infections.

The discipline is also commonly adopted by people who wish to obtain a greater level of Consciousness; as adhering to a raw vegan diet allows the body to retain more energy and wakefulness on little to no sleep.

no, I don't eat sushi, im raw vegan, and sushi is a compound of both dead fish and cooked rice.

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Vegan in a tree

This phrase is only used in absolutely necessary situations because it is the greatest insult and you will be sent to vegan jail.

Big Jam: Whoah! Is that a vegan in a tree!!1!
Aadit (the vegan): *goes to vegan jail*

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Vegan Diet

A diet consisting only of vegans.

With the Vegan Diet, you can help your health and the world by eating more vegans!

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Meatball Vegan

A person who intentionally consumes a mostly plant-based diet, but sometimes eats meat.

Well, I am a meatball vegan, so of course I can try a bite of your lamb shanks, even if I generally avoid animal products.

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Vegan Cheese

Evil fake cheese

Instead of eating vegan cheese go eat real cheese like a normal person

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