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2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.

I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.

by FactDeJour October 17, 2020

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vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.

The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a β€œsystem” and giving some people β€œaccess” to it.

by Ignatius Donnelly September 28, 2005

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distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

by billy aka the nessilator November 4, 2003

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Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired

Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision

by Jaanaspy October 10, 2015

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crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.

Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.

by Somevelevetmorning October 12, 2017

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89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.

"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."

by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009

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viv vision

a character in marvel comics, daughter of the vision. she has pink skin and green hair with a yellow gem when in her synthezoid form and dark skin and black hair with pink and green streaks at the front in a human form. most known for being a member of the champions with ms marvel, spider-man and nova. she is canonically a lesbian although marvel comics have yet to show any characters with reciprocal feelings.

marvel really need to stop killing off viv vision because there is no longer any weight to it and it just feels like they are killing the only lgbt+ character on the team just because they can

by daisythekitten January 23, 2021

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