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The excrement expelled each time any member of the U.S. Congress opens their mouth.
Unfortunately, I was watching CSPAN all day. What a waste of time. Nothing more than Political Ass Vomit.
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The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.
Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum
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A brutal form of diarrhea that feels as if your anus is puking uncontrollably.
I wish we hadn't stopped at White Castle after splitting that case of Black Label, I had a bad case of liquid butt vomit afterwards!
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A type of hors d'oeuvres that either comes in a frozen package in the supermarket or is made at a banquet facility for weddings or similar functions. Quite often, the banquet facility gets these nasty little shits from those same supermarket frozen packages. The Spinach Vomit-bomb is a wretched piece of flimsy dough packed with the nastiest, most dried out spinach that tastes more like something you might scrape out of your pool when you reopen it. Typically used more as ammunition (see Assembly-safe Shuriken), these pieces of unforgivably disgusting shit can usually be found in piles on serving trays by the time cocktail hour expires.
Jim: "God, I was almost hungry enough to eat a few of those Spinach Vomit-bombs they were serving."
Jack: "Glad you didn't, now we have more ammo to pelt Aunt Rose and Uncle Dave with."
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The act of deliberately ensuring fowl, lewd, and generally obscene search results as the most popular results for any given thing entered into Google. Often used to shamble someone’s name, and generally requires a lot of people to participate in the vomiting for it to be successful.
Jane: I tried to look up information about Rick Santorum on Google and got search results talking about anal sex feces, who the hell is hacking Google?
Tom: Nobody’s hacking Google, they are just vomiting on it.
Jane: What?
Tom: it's called a Google Vomit when poele deliberetly skew search results on Google.
Jane: Oh, OK now I get it.
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Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.
Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.
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A balloon filled with vomit and then thrown at someone like a water ballon, covering the unfortunate victim in vomit.
Yo, lets go vomit bomb eddy!
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