Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

wait 'til it comes out on youtube

A new phrase to describe movies you really don't want to see. Before we waited for the DVD, now we can wait for youtube.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see 'The Love Guru' yet?

Guy 2: "No way dude. I think I'll wait 'til it comes out on youtube"

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a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot

What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.

"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

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Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

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OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!

My pp got chopped off. Send help.

Gets trapped in room. OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!

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Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.