When things are going well than it just goes wrong real quick
When you are at the club and your dancing with a fit girl than she says βhey this is my friend she thinks you are cuteβ too bad her friend is fat and ugly this is when you think to yourself Iβm about to have a bingo in the walrus
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A video from YouTube that is one of the scariest clips ever.
We watched Obey the Walrus and now we can't sleep.
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A fat chick with a leaky vagina.
Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!
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When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence
Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B
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when u cum in a girls mouth then u punch her in the stomach and she starts foming at the mouth.
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The act of one girl inserting two dildos into her mouth (Usually white or sivler) which makes her appear as a Walrus. She the inserts the half that is hanging out of her mouth into another womans vagina while that woman is on her period. After pulling the dildos out of the other womans vagina, it appears as though she is a "Bloody Walrus"
Jessica:Hey Christine I have a great idea for later!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!
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To "shoot the walrus" is to jack off
I haven't released in a week, i really need to shoot the walrus.
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