A girl that enjoys wearing ugg boots with a mini skirt and a tank top in the winter.
Why does that girl like being a weather confused whore
Weather in which you can enjoyably drive your convertible with the top down.
Specifications:
70ยฐF - 80ยฐF
Blue sky
Cherry blossom trees
James: It's good Drop Top Weather
Anna: James I'm not driving in your fucking convertible.
James: Well you don't need to be such a bitch about it.
The act of remaining incessantly positive despite conditions that are less than ideal
Person 1: I just lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my
goldfish died.
Person 2: Don't let it get you down! Stay Above the Weather!
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Certain people who only watch a sports team when said sports team is having a winning season.
unfortunately for me; Miami Heat, Florida Marlins, and Miami Dolphins fans are fair weather fans.
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A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.
As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.
"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."
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Typically an ugly and jealous woman who when presented with a situation that doesn't suit her, she portrays feminist views and when the situation suits her will be more than happy to go a long with it. She will want to see the end of lads mags and bring the adult entertainment industry to its knees (pardon the pun) but will always expect 'the guy' to make the first move and is the first to suggest a male stripper at a female bachelorette party
Boy: Michelle Keegen's tits are huge!
Fair-weather feminist: oh my god you can't objectify women like that you jerk
Fair-weather feminist: I can't believe he wanted to split the bill with me the cheap guy
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When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.
Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*
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