A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.
“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells
It’s when a stupid ass person buys a fake well it looks like a well but have no fucking water in it
“Yo did u hear Rachel punches that fake well”
“Why did she do that”
“She said bc it’s stupid and have had no water”
Chicken robber/burglar.
labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.
Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!
The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!
Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!
What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.
Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
Another word for a bucket.
Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.
"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."
"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"
what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"