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Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
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A man from Lawrenceville, Georgia, who loves to partake in eating shit and drinking piss. He also goes by many other aliases, including "Tom Demented Sissy Pervert Pearl", "Tom the Toilet Mouth", and "Tom the Sissy Boy". Although he has not been active in recent months, one can find most of his videos on HeavyR, EPorner and ScatXTube. His reasoning for eating shit is that when he was young his family was very poor, so he was forced to eat his shit and drink his piss. Pearl has expressed he finds it very arousing that there are people out there watching him partake in the devious acts he goes through, which is his main reasoning behind doing it.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit last night?
Person 2: Yeah, sucks he didn't finish the whole turd though. Although, I think I still prefer Tom Pearl Eats a Footlong Piece of Shit
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The act of hiding in your cupboard within your kitchen and masturbating with as many biscuits you possibly can, and then ordering a large pepperoni pizza from dominoes and giving him tips with some biscuits.
Just did a dirty tom for the delivery driver, ha !
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A person who BS's as if they know something when in reality they have no clue.
My co-worker just pulled a tom hughes to make himself look good in front of the CEO.
tom bolland is a very hot and amazing version of tom holland he is sooooooooo SEXY he is balled and single he is the leader of the tom bolland religion and he is very very very attractive join the tom bolland religion NOW
karoline oh my god tom bolland is the sexiest man alive we should make a religion about him. nicolas GOOD IDEA
To injure yourself by doing the most simplest of actions, like jumping.
Don't pull a tom when you're swimming today.
A really good English actor, known for his role in the hit show Lucifer. He also is really good looking to the point where straight men have a man crush on him.
Person 1: you know Tom Ellis?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I’ve got a man crush on him
Person 3 (woman): OMG I’d let Tom Ellis do anything to me