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jerry hardass

jerry hardass is an expression used to define a person who is tough, etc. similar to "billy badass"

wow look at that kid, he thinks he's jerry hardass.

by jerryhardass August 4, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

by Wong Bong August 24, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lil jerry

Someone who is so retarded, they have no idea they are being made fun of and go along with the joke.

Drave was being a lil jerry, and hitting on all the townies at the bar.

by Lil Jkwon April 12, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerry-rig

To put together in a way that works, but is contrary to the โ€œnormโ€ or specific directions (instructions). To put together in an unusual, better or temporary way.

Example One: When I put together the new lock on my door, I broke off a metal shaft inside the lock so it could only be engaged with a key. That way, I can never be accidentally locked out of the house. I told the workmen, "Don't worry about locking me out if I'm not here when you leave, I jerry-rigged the lock, you need a key to lock it".

Example Two: On the drive home, my muffler was dragging on the asphalt. I jerry-rigged it with a piece of wire and gaffers tape so it would stay in place until I had it repaired.

by Thomas David October 25, 2004

112๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom and Jerry

Left and right feet, as in walking

Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?

Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.

Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.

by poppaman December 12, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerry-rig

To build or construct in a hasty, haphazard manner.

He had jerry-rigged part of the mainframe to work seamlessly with the adjacent TCP/IP net.

by Typos April 26, 2004

102๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž