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The world's most famous zombie.
Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.
What a zombie.
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jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light
jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him
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The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.
Man 1: Jesus came to save us.
Man 2: Amen, bro
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He is cool, awsome, loyal, kind, and really enojoys playing fortnite. HE is REALLY Good at that game and he is mexican and likes tacos and tortas and takis and dinamitas. HE also went to meet ricegum and Faze fug and banks and he was really amazed also he met lebron james and curry in las vegas.
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wow i truely feel bad 4 all of u that are bashing jesus since jesus is the only human being that lived a perfct life....all u who say well in the bible its says were all sons of god how come he gets praised 4 it? it is true that the bible says that but jesus wasnt JUST the son of god he was god in a human form...and 4 u all that say there is no proof of jesus.... the bible is evidence last time i checked.....and 4 all u tht say well what if the bible is fake.....the bible was the most sold book of ANY time period so obviously when the bible was written it was true or so many people wouldnt have bought it because those people witnessed it first hand....and 4 u who say if god is real why doesnt he help people? these are the people i TRUELY feel sorry 4 bc they must not have ever had any expirences in life that inspired them that they could not explain.....god helps people everyday when a child fighting cancer unexpectingly survives after they said he was done? what do u call that? u cant call it scientific because the medical scientists that we call doctors said they were done.... if everything in this world was scientific how do explain the unexplainable that "shouldnt" happen according to science.... bottom line jesus was the greatest person to walk the earth and if u dont want to believe in him that is your decision... i personally disagree with it because that is my religion but im not living your life now am i?
BTW if anyone has an arguement against this i would like to hear it and im not saying it in a i know everything way i would just like to hear what u have to say agianst jesus and i want to hear tour persepcetve
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When you are nailing a girl in the butt standing up and you hold her arms outsrtretched like she is on the cross. She must then say CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Alan: I was nailing kathryn last night and we switched positions and i started doing the jesus.
Marc: what did she say?
Alan:CRUSIFY ME BABY!
Marc: WOAH nice you get bonus points!
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