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A fart due to flatulence.
I just bought some charcoal pads to stick up my butt cheeks so I don't have to worry so much about dropping an "Air bomb" at work.
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where Will Smith grew up with his aunt and uncle so that he could get a better education
In west Philadelphia
born and raised
on the playground is where I spent
most of my days
chilling out, maxing
and relaxing all cool
and all shooting some b-ball
outside of school
when a couple of guys
they were up to no good
started making trouble in our neighborhood
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
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1. Happily drunk.
2. So happy as to be almost delirious; in a pleasant daze.
1. While Sarah was walking on air, she sang a completely stupid song.
2. When I found out my parents were getting me a kitten for Christmas, I was walking on air for the rest of the day.
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Quite simply a highly toxic fart left in a room when its main occupant is not present, to be discovered later when the occupant returns. This form of warfare has been outlawed by NATO but is still in use in many urban office engagement zones.
I left an air mine for Richard and it almost killed him.
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The art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.
Useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.
Can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)
Tard 1: Wanna go play some hoops?
Tard 2: Naw, I don't want to get all sweaty. I'm going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.
(Simulates shooting a basketball)
Tard 1: Dang, you smart! I'll join you. Hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!
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an air fryer is a machine that fries your air at home.
clearly, you don't own an air fryer
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To audibly inhale air between clenched teeth or pursed lips as a reaction to something uncomfortable. Expresses angst.
To suck air connotes a feeling of dread. Clark Griswold sucked air before saying, "REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?"
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