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Ctrl+Alt+Del

The answer to most windows problems. Or so they say.

"shit computer! why won't you work! i'm gonna ctrl+alt+del your ass!"

"argh!! there's a pop-up and i don't know what it's saying! i'll ctrl+alt+del it, that'll sort the bugger out"

(after waiting 5 hours to get to a computer help line in southern asia)
"hey, i have this problem...."
"have you tried ctrl+alt+del?"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

83๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


alt tik tok

basically just teens who have 28 mental illnesses, like "cancel culture" and anime, and do nothing but complain and hate people who aren't like them. and this is just one part of it

makes me ashamed to like anime. who's the one who put sides on this app from satan?

person: can everyone shut up about sides- actually give it back to satan im packing my bags
"alt tik tok": ugh straight tik tok don't even know there're sides go back to charlie dimelo (dont know how to spell her name)
person: i'm not even on tik tok

by endtheworld2020 August 29, 2020

189๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)

Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.

brew? Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)
smartest guy in ohio

cheating machinery

by selly_o February 12, 2023


Alt tiktok girl.

A retard who spams cat emojis and says No<3 in arguments she doesnt have a comeback to.

God damn alt tiktok girl. Those are retarded as fuck.

by MrTwinToe September 21, 2020

35๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ctrl alt delete

The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!

My computer fucked up! damit! wait i know what should i do! the magic combo Ctrl Alt Delete!

by Dude June 19, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ctrl+Alt+Del

1. A combination of keys used in most Windows operating system to open the task manager, most notably used for closing programs which are for some reason difficult otherwise. Has other features that no one ever uses though.

2. A gaming webcomic created by Tim Buckley often with associated other webcomics such as 8-Bit Theater, Penny Arcade, and VG Cats. However, many consider it to be inferior to the forementioned webcomics due to the fact that it often steals jokes and ideas from them. It is also considered to be a lot more commercialistic than the others. Overall, it isn't too bad though.

1. After attempting to run Windows Media Player, Battlefield 2, Doom 3, and Norton Antivirus all at the same time, my computer 'asploded and I had to use Ctrl+Alt+Del to to put it out of its mysery.

2. All hail Ethan, king of Winter-een-mas!

by Quizznotik May 14, 2006

149๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


alt left pipeline

A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.

My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist

by BUNDOfrundo December 26, 2022

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