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Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

by ZStambs21 January 21, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheddar nuts

Nasty balls usually consisting of sex juice and sweat. An odor of fromunda cheese will be present along with lots of dingle berries.

Dude I can't believe she let me tea bag her with these dirty balls. I got a real case of cheddar nuts going on I know she tasted all that fromunda cheese!

by wb jay April 24, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Nut Nineteen

Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.

The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple

- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019

- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.

- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.

- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.

- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.

- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.

- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.

- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )

Do at your own risk.

But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?

Little Jimmy had attempted No Nut Nineteen. He was walking home after a strenuous day of school only to find that his girlfriend, Chalesa, was in his bed. "Hey baby, lemme have it," Chalesa said. "Aww man, I'm sorry girl, but I can't," he replied. "Why not?" she asked. "Babe, I'm sorry but Im doing No Nut Nineteen," he answered. "So you think that made-up challenge is better than your OWN bitch!?" she yelled. "No it's not-," he said before being cut off by Chalesa, "It's like what?" she asked. "You know what?" she replied. "We're done. That's it, we're over," she said peacefully stomping out of the room. She slammed the door. Pow! It shook the room to it's core leaving Little Jimmy closer to passing No Nut Nineteen, but ultimately losing his bitch.

by MoscoTheGuy November 29, 2018

97๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus nut

Anything that holds together a critical assembly, such as a main roter on a helicopter. If the nut, bolt ect. in question fails then the equipment will catastrophically fail and everyone in/around it will be on their way to see Jesus.

"Tighten that damn Jesus nut down good cause I ain't in the mood to see him today".

by Jumpingrat July 2, 2006

347๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis-Nuts

(noun)- A strange and rare condition where the affected has two stout, often chode-type penises in place of a sac with two testicles. Always coupled with Ball-Cock.

See Ball-Cock

a: Dude, I heard Simon has penis-nuts!
b: No way! that's so messed up. Wait, so does that mean he has a ball-cock too?
a: No shit. You can't have three penises. It goes against the laws of science. Didn't you ever take Biology?

by kevcoch January 29, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nut Demon

A female who insists on grabbing your nuts until they reach the breaking point.

vince: yo rain did u get head from that chick yesterday?
jake: ya man but im never goin near that bitch again. That fuckin nut demon almost popped my nuts out of my scrotum!!

by dj snype October 10, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


No Nut November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November

nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december

by DjDorian1 November 20, 2017

9073๐Ÿ‘ 1642๐Ÿ‘Ž