blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

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reach out and sue someone

The legal professionals’ mantra that is a clever twist on the old advertising slogan coined by AT&T in 1979.

California is the poster state for “reach out and sue someone” since it has more lawyers per capita than any other state.

Get someone's Irish up

Being severely pissed off.

Please don't get my Irish up.

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to get (or have) the drop on someone

to get (or have) an advantage on or over him/her/them.

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Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.

"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."

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Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

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National slap someone day!!

It's national slap a person day!!
April 15 ,2018

Slap the person you hate,love'whatever! Really^¬^

It's national slap someone day!!

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