Something which does not have a bend.
"No bend - like a drag racing track"
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(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
exercising your mind. mind blown.
Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.
The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.
Once said by a scout leader to his own flesh and blood.. deplorable... reprehensible
Andy went after his own flesh and blood
::Cornered Michael And Christy::
Andy: Bend over like red rover!
Michael: Hold up, yo
::Horrifying screams can be heard as Michael was ass raped::