bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

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Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.

Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.

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Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

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Panera bread

A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.

son: what did you order mom?

mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.

waiter: here's your check ma'am

waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check

mom: what's this?

waiter: nothing!

waiter runs away

son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.

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break bread

to share ones belongings or assets with another person

kairo had helped me get on my paypa chase with the zone he fronted me, so i had to break bread wit him

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go to bread

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".

Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)

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Butter the bread

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

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