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Breasts that have been flavored by the juice in the womens uterus; they're very tastey
For luch I have buns, hot dogs, and pickled breasts.
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The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.
Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy
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When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.
Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)
Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)
Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.
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Slang for spironolactone, a medicine given to trans women to decrease testosterone and usually coated with a minty flavor to mask its taste. Parallel to titty skittles, slang for estradiol.
Titty skittles and breast mints are what all trans girls are made of.
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Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants
"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around
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"Why is Caitlyn filing for bankruptcy?"
"Her dense breasts must've been expensive"
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The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."
Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.
Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!
Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.