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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.

ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010

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bullshit-a-thon

a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.

BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."

you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.

by fearTheTurtle September 14, 2013


Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

by leoflat October 9, 2014


residual bullshit

the problems/issues that are left over from a terminated relationship or friendship that are left open-ended or continue to disrupt your life in some way that keeps you tied to an individual who you wish to sever ties with.

Basically, leftover drama that continues to bug you.

Brian still tries to talk to me about his residual bullshit with Helen. He needs to man up and accept the fact everything was his fault.

Finding out a friend said a bunch of stuff behind your back after you two were not cool anymore.

Dealing with the affects of decisions made by you and an ex together that mess up the rotation of your life after the relationship ended.

by Joree July 27, 2008


cut the bullshit

like stop lying or stop the act

person 1 : i didnโ€™t spill that on the floor
person 2: cut the bullshit

by June 19, 2023

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No Bullshit Guy

A person that will help you deal with a problem or situation no matter what.

I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.

by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020


Intellectual Bullshit

A rational, logical, and often theoretical explanation for a complex topic/situation that does not provide emotional comfort.

"You're Death, we should accept you right? Well here's the thing it's all a bunch of intellectual bullshit. Cuz she's (his dead daughter) not here holding my fucking hand." Will Smith: Collateral Beauty

by Sir. Kฤ€G October 13, 2021