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Joke played on those who are not mechanically inclined. 710 is OIL spelled upside down, therefore someone might be reading the cap upside down and read it as 710 instead of OIL. It is the same kind of joke as blinker fluid and muffler bearings.
Apparently this feller was in a local car parts shop when a woman walked in and asked for a seven ten cap. Two blokes behind the counter and our hero looked at each other and one said, "What's a 710 cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on?" someone asked. She said a Ford.
"How big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?" She said she didn't know know, but it had always been there.
Someone gave her a note pad and asked her to draw a picture of it. She drew a circle and in the center wrote 710.
The blokes behind the counter who are looking at it upside down as she writes, fall about laughing and one goes and gets her an oil cap.
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An Iced Cappuccino from Tim Horton's.
Im going to get an Ice Cap.
That shit be tasty!
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“I got a drivers license” “STOP THE CAPPP
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Made popular by rap artist SKVIII the no rap cap is one above no cap, you cannot lie when you swear on the no rap cap
Perry: bro i just met lil yachty !
Daniel: dude are u capping?
Perry: no rap cap i met lil boat
Daniel: aight ur not lying , that’s hype
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SomeOne Who Refuses To Type Normally And Must Capitalize Every Word Like Its Something Special. Gets Very Angry When People Criticize Their Ways. And If They Are Typing And Accidently Dont Capitalize Every Letter At The Beginning Of The Word, They Actually Fix It. Very Similar To OCD. Like I Am Typing Right Now
Chelsea: Hey Chrissy Whats Up?
Chrissy: Why r u such a caps whore?!
Chelsea: Shut Up! I Can Do WhatEver I Want!!!!!!!!!!! Why Do You NOT Type Every Word Like I Do?!?!
Chrissy: Yeah whatever caps whore.
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A style of typing where you alternate each letter from upper-case to lower-case. Very annoying and commonly invokes the urge to punch infants. Used often by teenage girls, azns, and cholas.
HeY gUyS!! gOt NeW pIcS sO cOmMeNt kK??
^^ alt caps
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When a girl gives a guy a handjob (or a guy gives a guy a handjob, I don't give a fuck) and she puts her mouth over his dick just as he comes to avoid a mess.
DudeBro 1: Yeah she was jerkin' me and then I came all up in that bitch
DudeBro 2: Oh dudeguy she gave you the blast cap eh? NICE 1 BRO DOG
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