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Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023


Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018


Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.

That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.

by Greyhippieman November 2, 2019


colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008


colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013


tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid April 20, 2016


Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.

These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.

by December 2, 2021