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loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip
I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.
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The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
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When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!
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When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.
Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.
When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.
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Condom Pussy def. Pussy that a guy would love to fuck, but only with a condom on. Due to prevent std's and pregnancy, but mostly stds. Just out of sheer fear that she has an std.
Man there was this chick last night and she was all on my cock, definetly condom pussy, but I had no Condom, luckily she had one, definetly Condom PUSSY.
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The act of tying a knot in a condom to prevent the spillage of semen after a sexual act.
Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.
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a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch
Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*
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