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The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:
Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
Another name for a double sided dildo
Where did you hide lesbian cucumber
Just saw two watermelons and a cucumber outside!
when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick
I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.