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You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day
Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)
A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆
Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?
Why said moe
Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick
Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day
On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies
Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"
His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"